Amusing remarks I've heard from passengers
October 26th 2006 04:46
“Have we landed yet?” – from a passenger who didn’t notice that a few minutes had already passed since the plane touched ground, and was taxiing to the parking bay.
“This diabetic meal is diabolical”- from a passenger dissatisfied with his specially ordered meal.
“Does this chicken contain bird flu?”- from passengers questioning the health of the dead chicken on their plate.
“Do you have hamburgers for my kids? They don’t eat the food you’re serving”- from a stupid parent.
“This is the worst airline I’ve travelled on. I’m never flying with you again!”- from passengers on every 2nd flight. Care factor = zero!
“I have a really bad headache. I need to stay here”- from a passenger who tried to sneak up to business class. Nice try buddy!
“No offence, but aren’t you too short to be a stewardess?”- from a passenger who was curious as to how I could qualify as a hostie given my short stature. How rude!
“If I don’t make my connecting flight, it will be your fault”- from a passenger who complained about the delay in take-off which was due to poor weather conditions.
“Can you make that child shut up?”- from passengers on any flight where there are kids.
“Can I have a quick look in the cockpit?”- from a passenger, mid-flight, post 9/11.
“Could I please get a blindfold”- from a passenger who wanted eyeshades…or maybe he wanted handcuffs too!
“Do you want to work as my maid?”- from a very old passenger who I hope asked that question because he thought I would make a good personal carer.
“Is this flight going to Singapore?”- from a passenger, a few hours into the flight to Singapore. Bit too late to ask that isn’t it?
“I don’t mind if your boyfriend joins us for lunch”- from a passenger who just wouldn’t get the hint that I found him repulsive and definitely did not want to have lunch with him.
“Have you been to the fish market before? I’d like to take you there for lunch”- from a passenger to a fellow hostie.
“This diabetic meal is diabolical”- from a passenger dissatisfied with his specially ordered meal.
“Does this chicken contain bird flu?”- from passengers questioning the health of the dead chicken on their plate.
“Do you have hamburgers for my kids? They don’t eat the food you’re serving”- from a stupid parent.
“This is the worst airline I’ve travelled on. I’m never flying with you again!”- from passengers on every 2nd flight. Care factor = zero!
“I have a really bad headache. I need to stay here”- from a passenger who tried to sneak up to business class. Nice try buddy!
“No offence, but aren’t you too short to be a stewardess?”- from a passenger who was curious as to how I could qualify as a hostie given my short stature. How rude!
“If I don’t make my connecting flight, it will be your fault”- from a passenger who complained about the delay in take-off which was due to poor weather conditions.
“Can you make that child shut up?”- from passengers on any flight where there are kids.
“Can I have a quick look in the cockpit?”- from a passenger, mid-flight, post 9/11.
“Could I please get a blindfold”- from a passenger who wanted eyeshades…or maybe he wanted handcuffs too!
“Do you want to work as my maid?”- from a very old passenger who I hope asked that question because he thought I would make a good personal carer.
“Is this flight going to Singapore?”- from a passenger, a few hours into the flight to Singapore. Bit too late to ask that isn’t it?
“I don’t mind if your boyfriend joins us for lunch”- from a passenger who just wouldn’t get the hint that I found him repulsive and definitely did not want to have lunch with him.
“Have you been to the fish market before? I’d like to take you there for lunch”- from a passenger to a fellow hostie.
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Comment by charles
ZCars
Ponderous
Was the passenger blonde by any chance? haha!
Should've told him/her only the first half of the plane is going to Singapore. Passengers from rows 33 and back are stopping in Iraq or something!
Charles.
Comment by Judy
Ex-Hostie